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Armstrong and the saw...
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:03 am
by willyh
Following the news that Armstrong is customising his skeleton I thought it might be fun to invite Cliftonites to make further surgical go-faster suggestions to help this troubled man.
My own obvious one is holes in the head to save weight for the climbs.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:09 am
by willyh
Source: todays
www.cyclingnews.com
'A' has both collarbones shortened by 2 cms to 'improve' his aero position for Giro TT
Must be true, as the story was not in todays delicious April 1st Guardian
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:05 am
by PhilBixby
Clearly, all of the news items in today's cyclingnews.com have to be genuine...
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:01 am
by Tullio
Can we cut the collar bone jokes please. Some people might find them offensive.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:13 am
by tomf
Agreed, they are a bit close to the bone.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:01 am
by BroomWagon
Come on, let's not get hot under the collar about this.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:20 am
by Arthur
If this gets any more offensive, someone might get their collar felt by the plod
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:26 am
by BroomWagon
Yep they'll have a bone to pick with you.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:29 pm
by MichaelCarter
Yeah, people are only having an ad hoc lav, icle things like that shouldn't cause offense.