Armstrong and the saw...

willyh · Post by **willyh** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:03 am

Following the news that Armstrong is customising his skeleton I thought it might be fun to invite Cliftonites to make further surgical go-faster suggestions to help this troubled man.
My own obvious one is holes in the head to save weight for the climbs.

willyh · Post by **willyh** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:09 am

Source: todays www.cyclingnews.com

'A' has both collarbones shortened by 2 cms to 'improve' his aero position for Giro TT

Must be true, as the story was not in todays delicious April 1st Guardian

PhilBixby · Post by **PhilBixby** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:05 am

Clearly, all of the news items in today's cyclingnews.com have to be genuine...

Tullio · Post by **Tullio** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:01 am

Can we cut the collar bone jokes please. Some people might find them offensive.

tomf · Post by **tomf** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:13 am

Agreed, they are a bit close to the bone.

BroomWagon · Post by **BroomWagon** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:01 am

Come on, let's not get hot under the collar about this.

Arthur · Post by **Arthur** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:20 am

If this gets any more offensive, someone might get their collar felt by the plod

BroomWagon · Post by **BroomWagon** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:26 am

Yep they'll have a bone to pick with you.

MichaelCarter · Post by **MichaelCarter** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:29 pm

Yeah, people are only having an ad hoc lav, icle things like that shouldn't cause offense.