Shame you're not out Rob, though if it's rainy I will postpone my club run till next week also.
Out if choice I'd rather go North or East of York, the roads to the West always seem busier and selfishly because I've got to ride back across York to get home if we go West, but I can't expect to dictate where the club run goes as I'm only out once in a blue flood so I'll go with the flow.
If we're only going to do 80ish miles though, I'm with you Arthur, I'm not sure I'd have a cafe stop (though enjoyable) and it would mean I'd be home earlier if I didn't stop, so would put me in the good books with my better half.